Comforting Wild Mushroom, Caramelized Onion and Kale Soup – homefoodkitchen

My strongest culinary conviction — besides the sacredness of butter and that Trader Joe’s frozen shallots are a crime against joy — is that this soup deserves a standing ovation, a loud slow clap, and possibly its own holiday (Thanksgiving, I’m looking at you). It’s cozy, mushroom-forward, kale-healthy (don’t roll your eyes), and will convince your neighbors you’re emotionally available. Pair it with mashed spuds or, if you’re feeling extra Midwest, a giant slab of bread and a small existential crisis. Also, for the record, if you want something meaty on the side for the table, try our go-to chicken and gravy for gravy synergy — I won’t tell your vegetarian friends.

How I single-handedly torched my holiday cred (and then learned to caramelize like a witch)

Okay, confession time: once, on Thanksgiving, I tried to impress an ex with a “simple” caramelized onion tart and invented a new form of smoke alarm music. The tart is fine to this day (sorry ex), but the oven door will never unsee what I did at 7:02 p.m. I’ve also burned garlic so personally that we almost named the smoke detector. But from those ashes (the literal ones) came technique, patience, and a deep reverence for low heat and constant stirring. Also, my Aunt Marge still brings up the “ember tart” at every reunion. Family traditions: eternal.

Okay, pivot: let’s talk soup before this becomes a therapy session

ANYWAY, before I emotionally relive the entire bakery miscarriage, let me tell you why this wild mushroom, caramelized onion, and kale soup is the opposite of culinary chaos — it’s slow, forgiving, and deeply satisfying. It’s the dish you make when you want the house to smell like “autumn hugged me” and when you need leftovers that reheatedly become better than the original. Also excellent with a crusty roll. If you want an even heartier spread at dinner, consider a savory side like the sheet-pan glazed sausage and potatoes (use turkey sausage if you want to keep things kosher-friendly in spirit).

The goods: what you actually need (and my hot takes on shopping)

• 2 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
• 1 large sweet onion, sliced 1/2 inch thick
• 4 cloves garlic, finely chopped
• 1 tsp sea salt or pink salt
• 1/2 tsp freshly cracked black pepper
• 2 cups whole shiitake mushrooms
• 2 cups baby bella or cremini mushrooms, sliced
• 4 cups organic chicken broth or vegetable broth, gluten-free
• 2 cups loosely chopped kale leaves
• 1/2 cup coconut milk or coconut cream

Mini-rant: you do not need the most expensive mushrooms on the planet. Trader Joe’s creminis are glorious and sad to lose. If you want to splurge, go for wild shiitakes at the farmers’ market (they smell like forest confessions). Broth matters — don’t use the sad box from the back of the clearance shelf unless you enjoy flavorless sadness. (Also, Aldi has killer kale. Fight me.)

Units, conversions, and the one time I misread “tbsp” as “cup”

If you get nervous around tablespoons vs cups, here’s a tiny safety net — convert with confidence below.

Technique: how I learned to stop worrying and caramelize brilliantly

This is not a rigid step-by-step (I am chaotic), but here’s what sticks after years of burning, crying, and triumph:

• Start low and slow for the onions. The crucial moment is when they stop screaming and begin whispering brown sugar secrets. Patience.
• Mushrooms should sizzle but not swim; you want browning, not a soggy mushroom sauna. Salt midway so they exhale liquid and then reclaim it as flavor.
• Garlic goes in late so it’s aromatic, not bitter. You’ll know it smells like glorious garlic when your neighbors start texting.
• Broth — warmed — kisses everything together; cold broth is a cruel shock.
• Stir in kale at the end so it softens but still snaps back at you; texture is life.
• Coconut milk adds silk and a faint tropical apology; it’s optional but I am morally committed.

Pro tip learned the hard way: never crowd the pan. Overload = steam = sadness. If you want to nerd out about rich, creamy pairings, our creamy beef and shells taught me a lot about finishing richness (fun fact: butter teaches).

Why this soup is me in a bowl

Cooking anchors me to rituals — the way my mom would call from the other room during Thanksgiving panic, the smell of kale from backyard gardens, the stir-the-pot comfort that says, “You did something tiny and good today.” Food is memory, identity, and the bridge between chaotic schedules and deliberate care. This soup is a bowl of grown-up apology letters: warm, humble, and undeniably sincere.

One tiny, true anecdote (because I can’t help myself)

I once served this to a neighbor who’d just moved in and watched them close their eyes on the first spoonful like they’d found their people. Two days later, they brought over cookies. I cry about soup now. It’s a thing.

Frequently Asked Questions (chaotic edition):

Okay, I’ll stop talking now (for at least twelve minutes). Make the soup. Invite someone. Cry a little when it tastes like home. Then text me with results and a photo of your bowl because I’m emotionally reliant on internet proof.

Daily Calorie Needs Calculator: figure out if you should have seconds

Quickly estimate your daily calorie needs to decide whether a second bowl is a reward or an audacious life choice.